(Revised 18 June 2020)
Q: What information about site visitors do you collect?
A: We do not collect any information from visitors to our website.
Q: How do you obtain this information?
A: We already have an abundant lack of personal information about site visitors. There is no need to obtain more.
Q: What are your reasons for requesting personal information?
A: We have no reason to request personal information, but many reasons for not requesting said information.
Q: How do you store and protect the personal information you collect?
A: We use absolutely no method to store and protect the personal information we do not request from you.
A: We will not email you notification at the email address you do not provide to us.
Q: Who has access to the personal information you collect from visitors?
A: Absolutely everybody has access to the lack of information that we have to your personal information.